On a lighter note…

hebigat nung upload ni Maki. hehe. ü

a little pick-me-up. hehe. ü

1. A day without sunshine is like, night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

7. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

11. Remember: half the people you know are below average.

12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

14. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16. Eagles may soar, but dogs don’t get sucked into jet engines.

17. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

18. I intend to live forever — so far so good.

19. Borrow money from a pessimist — they don’t expect it back.

20. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

21. The only substitue for good manners is fast reflexes.

22. Support bacteria — it’s the only culture some people have.

23. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

24. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

25. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

26. Experience is something you don’t get until after you need it.

27. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

28. Bills travel though the mail at twice the speed of checks.

29. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

30. Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you’re in will always take the longest.

31. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

32. Anything you buy will go on sale the next day.

33. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

34. The colder the x-ray table the more of you body is required on it.

35. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

36. The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach it.

37. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

38. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

39. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

40. Two wrongs are only the beginning.

41. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

42. The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.

43. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

44. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

45. Get a new carfor you spouse — it’ll be a great trade!

46. Plan to be spontaneous — tomorrow.

47. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

48. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

49. If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.

Silence must stop

There are many articles out there that talk about the ideal guy.

Girls who have read these kinds of articles usually build a stereotype of a perfect guy in their minds and somewhat tend to compare it with their boys.

Boytabloid, after weeks of searching for articles, has finally found an interesting “counter-article” for the “Ideal guys.”

A friend of ours showed us the article and after we read it, we firmly say that all of them are true.

So for those girls who expect too much from their guys, here’s something for you. -BT

GIRLS NEED TO REALIZE.

We guys don’t care if you talk to other guys

We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys.

But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there.

We don’t care if a guy calls>OR TEXTS< you,
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.

That it can’t wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you’re pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don’t tell us we’re wrong. DO TELL US WE’RE WRONG if we really are.

We’ll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Don’t be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood we’re in.

Let us pay for you!
dont ‘feel bad’
We enjoy doing it.

It’s expected.

Smile and say ‘thank you.’

Kiss us when no one’s watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed.

You don’t have to get dressed up for us.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pj’s.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don’t take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don’t get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don’t talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It’s boring, and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word ‘handsome’/'beautiful’
i’d be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with ‘Hey handsome!’ instead of ‘Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy’ or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not saying i wouldn’t like it either ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren’t being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes….and say ‘i love you’ ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.